Fellow Patriot

I’m demanding answers about a recent breaking news story. 

The United States Postal Service is secretly surveilling American citizens:

They’re collecting your social media posts that they deem to be “inflammatory,” and sharing them with other government agencies. 

My question is this: under what authority? 

Chip into my reelection campaign right away and help me get to the bottom of it. 

Spying on law abiding citizens without a warrant is unconstitutional, and even though Senile Joe Biden says “no right is abslute,” I take my oath to the Constitution seriously, and I’m dedicated to protecting those rights…

…you can help me do that with a generous contribution to my reelection campaign today.

We have spying and investigative agencies of world conquest proportions in Washington -- and those agencies have been illegally turned inward on the American people. 

They spied on my friend President Trump, and they can do it to you, too. 

These D.C. Swamp creatures just can’t help but abuse all of its authority, and that should scare everyone. 

Misallocating their funds and illegally spying on you is a big deal, and I need your support today to clean up yet another mess created by the bloated, authoritarian federal government.

Very few people in Washington care about your privacy these days -- but I’m one of them -- and that’s why I’m asking you to chip into my reelection campaign right away. 

The Postal Service is nearly insolvent, and can barely deliver your mail and packages. 

But they’re busy unconstitutionally invading our privacy rights?

It’s the perfect example of Washington’s waste, fraud, and abuse, and it’s time we get serious about confronting these out-of-control government agencies. 

I have nearly a decade of experience in battling the bureaucrats, and with your support today, I can continue to hold the government accountable for its misdeeds, and protect your privacy rights from malicious goons.