I’m glad to reach you, Fellow Conservative.

This made headlines Tuesday– somebody decided to drop off a signed copy of Swamp Monster John Boehner’s new book at my office, and I posted my response to social media.

In between drunken expletives, this guy has been waging an unhinged smear campaign against me during his current promotional tour. According to Boehner, I’m “Lucifer in the flesh.” LOL.

I put this trash right where it belonged, in my fireplace...but I didn’t finish it off just yet.

Here’s my idea instead:

We’re kicking off a 72-hour drive to raise $250,000 – to sustain our fight against the SWAMP – and when you pitch in, you’ll get to VOTE on whether we machine gun the book, take a chainsaw to it, or burn the book to light cigars!

And, as an added bonus, if you vote, you’ll also get a link to a livestream to WATCH this copy of Boehner‘s book meet its end.

Make a $5, $10, $25, $50, or even a $100 contribution to help us reach our goal!

John Boehner doesn’t like me much – that’s fine, I’m not a big fan of his either.

I didn’t run for office to serve the corrupt, FAILED establishment in Washington...I ran to fight for our conservative values, our cherished liberty, and America’s future. I ran to serve the people of Texas and our great nation.

Pitch in now to vote and get a link to the upcoming livestream.

For Liberty,

Ted

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