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I’m Vaccinated, But My Kids Aren’t—What’s Safe For Our Family To Do?


What about families with children under 16 though? Their vaccines aren’t available yet and we don’t know when they will be. But spring is here, the sun is out, and these kids haven’t had playdates in a year. Come summer, can we travel? Hit the beach? Amusement parks? In-door fun centers like arcades or trampoline parks?

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