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I Want To Have An Affair, But It’s Not What You Think


It’s time for a change. I want the spark. I want to feel like a teenager in love. I want a crush, and I want to be in a state of limerence. I want butterflies and I want goose bumps. I want excitement and mystery. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. Here goes: I want to have an affair… with my husband.

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The excuse that it’s “not cheating” doesn’t cut it for me. It’s not about cheating — it’s about disrespecting the person you are with. Full stop.

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Shower sex is one of those things that sound great in theory, but are a little tricky in practice (also see: car sex).


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These Moms Are Addicted To Their Phones And They DGAF


The Great Phone Debate is a tough one because, yes, our access to everything on our iPhones is definitely distracting and can prevent us from being present in the moment. But our phones are also how we connect to the outside world, and when you’re a mom — particularly when you’re parenting through a pandemic — that connection is so important.

 
 
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I have been on my phone and hiding from my kids all day. Sorry babies, mommy needs a break.
 
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Sometimes when I get hone from work I sit in my car, crank my music, and play games on my phone just so I can get some mindless time alone."
 
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I don’t have social media(Facebook,Instagram,etc.) but I’m still completely addicted to my phone and the internet. I just want to be anywhere but here in this house with my kids and H. I’m a shell."
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