John,

Yesterday, we gave you the lowdown on our Senate first-round match-ups, and now we’re moving onto the House.

First off, California Republicans Kevin McCarthy (1) takes on Devin Nunes (8). Kevin McCarthy is famous for his undying devotion to Trump. On the other hand, we have Nunes, the least intelligent Intelligence Committee chair ever, who tried to cover up Trump’s Russia collusion.

Next up, we have two rising stars that we hope fade fast: Florida’s Matt Gaetz (2) vs. North Carolina’s Madison Cawthorn (7). Not much to say on this one, folks. Both are MAGA extremists with a history of flirting with fascism. Who are you picking?

In an impeachment defense team head to head, we have Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan (3) and NY Rep. Elise Stefanik (6), who both enjoyed their time in the spotlight during the first impeachment trial. Jordan is the chair of the extremist House Freedom Caucus, while Stefanik is known for going from moderate to MAGA after realizing it raised more campaign cash.

Finally, we have an impossible choice between Georgia’s Marjorie Taylor Greene (4) vs. Colorado’s Lauren Boebert (5). Both are in the Q Anon Caucus, where they have become MAGA fan favorites after inciting the insurrection. We could go on, but you really can’t go wrong with either pick!

We have been struggling to pick the worst of this bunch, so we’re looking forward to seeing who gets your vote!

Keep an eye out for the first-round results and our next match-ups!

-Team FFP