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I Cut My Best Friend Out Of My Life Without A Word


If you ask me what happened to Elle after Baby was born, I couldn’t give you an answer. One minute she was there, and the next she was gone. Days turned into weeks turned into months with little to no contact, despite all of our best efforts. Social media showed us that Elle and her new family were out in the world, making new friends and living her signature vibrant life, sans the entire group of people who had supported her up to that point. She had seemingly shed us like old skin, and as we began to vocalize our confusion, the secrets started seeping from the walls.

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As soon as I was old enough to understand the word “pedophile,” I knew my grandfather was one.

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A horde of angry people are crying that a NSFW song was presented to an audience that absolutely should not have had any kids in it.

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It ended up turning into a pretty warm learning moment for both of us, and it’s a strategy I’ve now used countless times with my kids.

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But people are people and feel the need to push their opinions on someone else who dare live life in a different way than their own.

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H has been sleeping on the couch voluntarily most nights the past few months. Moving soon and I wish I had the guts to bring up the idea of separate bedrooms. I know he’ll overreact and accuse me of shutting off sex, but I’m tired of waking up alone."
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