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I Use Sexual Favors As Currency In My Marriage, Is This A Bad Thing?


My husband and I have been happily married for nearly five years, and we have two little kids. There’s just one issue we can’t seem to agree on. As an overworked, overwhelmed working mom, I use sex (and/or blowjobs) as currency. I mean, we have sex no matter what, but I use more sex as bribes to get him to do more chores, finish DIY projects I want done around the house, etc. If he wants to give up his day to sleep in, and let me sleep longer instead, I will definitely blow him.

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TikTok is a lot of things: entertaining, ridiculous, and occasionally, educational. And in February, TikTok user @cianmcbrien both educated and horrified the TikTok community when they revealed that dentists can tell if you’ve given a blow job.

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Whether you are ready to tear each other’s clothes off or are both up for it but need some extra time to get the engines started, reframing how you think about sex will make it more meaningful and pleasurable.


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Unfollowing Toxic People In Your Life


These moms are sharing some serious horror stories about navigating the dating world as a single parent. Not that dating during a global pandemic is an ideal scenario for anyone, of course. There’s so much to worry about with dating as it is — will your kids hate the person you’re going out with? Will the person you’re going out with hate your kids (in which case, BYE)?
 
 
 
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Separated soon to be divorced mom here. Decided to get into the dating world, think he tried to catfish me. Why are men such assholes?! Think ill just stay single!
 
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"I should have listened to DS when I first started dating SO and he told me he was a piece of shit. Seriously y’all. If your kid doesn’t like the guy your dating stop dating him."
 
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"Some guy I was dating a while back suddenly took his clothes off in my living room and started flinging his dick around. I laughed so much that he grabbed his clothes and ran. I never heard from him again. Dude...that is NOT the way to a woman's heart!"
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