Friend,
Unfortunately, this is far too serious to be humorous. Democrats are, predictably, poisoning the well of the COVID relief bill – but the scale to which they are doing it is simply staggering.
Here's a small sample of what's in the bill: Abortion funding; a job-killing federal minimum wage hike to $15; an extra $400 bonus on top of unemployment benefits; PPP loans to Planned Parenthood and violent criminals; funding for closed schools; and other Democrat wish list items… for a whopping $1.9 trillion in additional spending. Nevermind that $1 trillion of the previous COVID relief bill hasn't even been spent!
The Democrats in congress are about to hand themselves a blank check for their pet projects and liberal special interest groups--and the American people can't afford it!