[Any ice cream consumed was in celebration, not solace]
 
This Valentine's Day, we're leaving our past behind:
Breaking up with Pence just made sense! (VP of nothing)
 
Breaking up with Pence just made sense!
What felt better than dumping Trump? (POTUS non grata)
 
What felt better than dumping Trump?
Ciao Mitch, you've been ditched! (minority leader)
 
Ciao Mitch, you've been ditched!
And welcoming new loves into our lives:
Kamala, you are smashing (the ceiling)! (First in history, and my heart)
 
Kamala, you are smashing (the ceiling)!
Dr. Fauci, wish I could hug you safely! (6 ft apart, but in my heart)
 
Dr. Fauci, wish I could hug you safely!
Joe, with every executive order, my feelings grow! (Dr. Biden's husband)
 
Joe, with every executive order, my feelings grow!
And you are our true love