To My Wife: My Masturbation Habits Have Nothing To Do With You

If our sex is satisfying, why do I feel the need to go off and have more sex by myself? Is there some desire, some need, that isn’t being met? Though you don’t say so, I think you find it vaguely worrying. You feel as if I’ve got this secret, sneaky solo sex life that you’re not a part of—as if masturbation were my illicit part-time lover, a mistress whom you wish you could finally expel from our lives.

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Why We Shouldn't Be Faking Orgasms, Ever

The reasons women give for faking it run the gamut from not wanting to hurt her partner’s feelings, to just wanting to “get it over with,” to feeling like her vagina is broken.

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My Ancestry DNA Results Uncovered My Grandfather’s Affair

From what I can tell, my grandfather had the kid when he was still very much married to my grandma. Should I break the news that their dearly departed dad was a player?

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These Moms Love To Hate Their Frenemies

Backhanded compliments are the signature of the frenemy. Same with any reason they can find to allude that they are better than you are in some way. Now most frenemies are just insecure, self-loathing people. But that doesn’t make dealing with them any less hurtful or frustrating.

FROM THE CONFESSIONAL

Confession #19378640
My mom is an obvious frenemy and I find it entertaining.

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"Frenemy announced 1st pregnancy. She’s all excited and bubbly. Her H looked white as a ghost. He has yet to use the words “happy” or “excited”. They found out it’s a boy, his response, “so relieved”. I wonder if she can tell he doesn’t want this kid."

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"A former co-worker "frenemy" of mine left our department for a promotion and huge raise in a new department. I am seething with jealousy. I suck."

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