Because this is a “delicate” subject matter, I’ll get right to the point...
If you’re the kind of person who begins each day with a stress-free, effortless, “perfect” BM, this email is not for you. You are encouraged to proceed to the next email in your inbox and carry on with your carefree, easy life full of problem-free poops.
If you spend most mornings camped out on the john, scrolling through your smartphone, straining and pushing and waiting for your unreliable bowels to do something — anything at all...
Then today is your lucky day... ([link removed])
From now on, you’re going to start your day right — just the way you did in your youth!
Because you’re about to discover the real secret to a Perfect Poop — a secret so teensy-tiny that it’s invisible to the naked eye.
In fact, it takes a powerful electron microscope to spot it!
When you were younger, this secret thrived in your small intestine — but now, because of aging and several destructive factors in our modern diet and environment, it’s all but disappeared from your gut.
And that’s the reason you’re straining, struggling, pushing and praying each day to finally recapture the Perfect Poop of your youth.
To learn the secret to a perfect poop every day, every time — and put an end to this problem once and for all, you must click here ([link removed]).
Lee Euler, President
Green Valley Natural Solutions
PS: Over 2,000 years ago, Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine, stated “Good health begins in the gut.” In fact, what happens “down there” is often an early warning sign of things to come.
At the link below, discover why your “potty problems” are no laughing matter. We’ve come up with the safest, most effective way to address the root cause of your problems by restoring this vital “secret.”Click here to learn all about it. ([link removed])