John,
I got stiffed this Christmas.
My counterpart in Texas, Republican Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, offered up a handsome $1 million reward for anyone who brought forward a valid complaint of voter fraud.
Now, despite what Trump and Patrick think, it’s pretty rare to find a real live fraud case in the wild. But I was determined, because a million bucks is a million bucks.
Out of 7 million votes in Pennsylvania, we were able to find three fraudsters. We had the guy who returned in sunglasses to vote a second time. A dude in Forty Fort who tried to vote for his dead mom. And, yeah another guy Bartman who also tried to vote for a dead mom.
In all seriousness, the three cases we found are the perfect example of just how rare voter fraud is in PA. Out of 7 million votes, just three bad actors. It doesn’t matter at the end of the day, but I do find it funny that all three of these fraudsters were trying to vote more than once for Donald Trump.
Add those up and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick owes us:
$1 million for the “return in sunglasses” guy
$1 million for my dude in Forty Fort
$1 million for Bartman
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$3 million bucks!
I’m still waiting for our reward money. Christmas came and went and we haven’t seen a dime yet. We did ask for them to be paid out in Sheetz gift cards, so it may just be taking our friends in Texas a some time to get those printed and shipped.
John Fetterman
Lieutenant Governor of Pennsylvania
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