[1]John Fetterman



John,



I got stiffed this Christmas.

My counterpart in Texas, Republican Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, offered up a
handsome $1 million reward for anyone who brought forward a valid
complaint of voter fraud.

Now, despite what Trump and Patrick think, it’s pretty rare to find a real
live fraud case in the wild. But I was determined, because a million bucks
is a million bucks.

Out of 7 million votes in Pennsylvania, we were able to find three
fraudsters. We had the guy who returned in sunglasses to vote a second
time. A dude in Forty Fort who tried to vote for his dead mom. And, yeah
another guy Bartman who also tried to vote for a dead mom.

In all seriousness, the three cases we found are the perfect example of
just how rare voter fraud is in PA. Out of 7 million votes, just three bad
actors. It doesn’t matter at the end of the day, but I do find it funny
that all three of these fraudsters were trying to vote more than once for
Donald Trump.

Add those up and Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick owes us:
$1 million for the “return in sunglasses” guy
$1 million for my dude in Forty Fort
$1 million for Bartman
---
$3 million bucks!

I’m still waiting for our reward money. Christmas came and went and we
haven’t seen a dime yet. We did ask for them to be paid out in Sheetz gift
cards, so it may just be taking our friends in Texas a some time to get
those printed and shipped.

John Fetterman
Lieutenant Governor of Pennsylvania

 


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