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Why I Will Never ‘Sugar Date’ Again


Don’t ask me why I did. My divorce was fresh, and summer in North Dakota meant that people were out living. Work had been slow. I needed the cash. I had heard of Sugar Babies being successful without so much as allowing their date to hug them goodbye. $500 a day to get leered at as we engaged in pleasant conversation? That’s a no-brainer.

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We’ve been brainstorming on how to make sure our stay-at-home Christmas is merry, despite how non-traditional it will be. 

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For the most part, when I hear so-called bad words coming from my babies, I ignore them.

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Some of the most beautiful names are, unfortunately, the ones that the general public will butcher over and over while trying to pronounce.

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I fear this may be the last holiday that we get the man that I know as my father.

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scarymommy And now it's holiday "break"

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scarymommy Dear Santa...

 

 
 
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"My husband and I used to have the best sex. Now that we’re older, we don’t have sex at all. What happened to us?"
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