What Happened When My Boyfriend Took Me To A Sex Party

I still remember how two questions stuck in my throat the night my boyfriend, Max, revealed he was not taking me to any ordinary Halloween party. The first being, “Are you joking?” and the second, “Can we please go to Denny’s instead?” Max popped the surprise as we hurtled down the 405 North, costumed and jammed into his faithful jeep with the chipped silver paint. Minutes from finishing a two-hour drive, it seemed his timing was strategic. I’d look like a party pooper if I protested, and Max knew I would.

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Sometimes The Best Thing You Can Do Is Just Let A Friendship Go

Ending a friendship can be just as hard as ending a romantic relationship. You mourn; you want to know why; you feel like a part of you is missing.

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The ‘O-Shot’ Will Take Your Orgasms To The Next Level

I had so many questions: What is the “O-shot”? Does it hurt? And how can we get those juices flowing in our vaginas in all the right ways? Well… we have the answers.

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Some Husbands Just Can’t Keep Their D*cks In Their Pants

As someone who has felt the burn of being cheated on by my husband of over ten years, I’m here to tell you something: when it’s your husband — the one person you trusted enough to share a home and have kids with — it hits different.

FROM THE CONFESSIONAL

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I still punish my husband for cheating on me back in 2006.

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"My husband had an affair with his fucking assistant and blames me!!!!!"

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"DH says I'm beautiful and still wants sex with me...sends me sexy texts and drops hints about wanting me. Whatever. His cheating has killed any shred of self confidence I used to have and I will never stop feeling like a fat, useless, ugly troll."

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