You already know that any news story that involves a wedding THIS YEAR in particular is going to increase your blood pressure, so you’ve been warned. A wedding photographer’s firsthand account of shooting a Texas wedding has captured the collective rage of the entire internet because the story is so awful, and so selfish, and so undeniably American in its individualism, that it immediately blew up all over Twitter.
My neighbors, the parents of these sweet kids, are fucking weird and confrontational in ways that make me worry they will call the cops on me if I water my grass for too long.
