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Use Our Family’s ‘Safe’ Thanksgiving Story As A Warning


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We compiled a list of gifts that you can order from the comfort of home — to spread some cheer and maybe even give ourselves some good stuff we deserve, too.

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I’m sure the seven-year-old me meant it as a tribute to my mom, idolizing her as a superhero, but it reminded me of all the expectations put on mothers.

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Epstein not only referred to First Lady-elect Dr. Jill Biden as “kiddo,” but he also actually suggested — nay, urged — her to drop the “Dr.” title.

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