Take Turns And Other Tips For Getting Out Of A Sex Rut

Even if you’ve been together for a while, sex can be pretty hit or miss. There are some things that might require you going to see a professional to get things together. It’s also worth noting that no couple is going to be in the ideal sexual relationship all of the time. But just because your default preferences exist on different pages doesn’t mean you have to stay there. Here are a few suggestions for how even the most off-centered couples can get their sex lives in sync.

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There Are Men Who ‘Coach’ Women On How To Win A Man’s Love, And It’s Bullsh*t

How did this era of manipulating ourselves to make a man happy become such a thing?

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I Escaped A Dangerous Marriage While Living In A Foreign Country

I hid my bright red car in the nearby cemetery, go-bag on my back, Christmas tree under one arm, holding the hand of a heartbroken five-year-old in the other.

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Moms Are Relieved COVID Is Keeping Relatives Away This Holiday Season

And while any reason to experience the holidays the way you want to enjoy them is a valid reason, most people find it impossible to stray from what’s expected of them. But not this year. Because this year, we all have a license to stay at home in our jammies and avoid anyone outside our household — thanks to COVID.

FROM THE CONFESSIONAL

Confession #25806902
I am not going to do holidays with family. I say it is Covid but it's really politics. I don't care one bit.

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"I wish both sides of our extended family would calm their tits about not seeing us for the holidays! There's a GD pandemic! Drop it! We'll see you next holiday season if everyone can just be responsible now!"

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"We host Christmas every single year. We go all out- Santa visits, fireworks- It's a lot of work. SIL is terrified that I'll cancel- trying to manipulate me into doing it (making her kids beg me & covid denying). She's gonna be so pissed when I cancel."

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