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If this hasn't happened yet to you, trust us, it will: Your kid asks you for a birthday party -- WITH THEIR FRIENDS. Gone are the days of inviting your mom and a couple of neighbors over to take some pictures of your baby smoosh chocolate cake into her face and then leave politely. It's time to get serious, but don't worry - we've got your strategic birthday party blueprints right here.

The Non-Domestic Mom’s Guide To Hosting A Birthday Party
Let’s say you’ve been taking Junior to a lot of birthday parties lately. They could be 4th birthday parties. Maybe 5th. Maybe even 6th, 7th, or 8th. Eventually, Junior’s going to ask for or expect his/her own birthday party. You could say no, of course, but then you’d be...
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Our Kids Need More Time To Eat Lunch At School

Our Kids Need More Time To Eat Lunch At School
In order to have a conversation about my kids’ day at school, I usually ask them who they sat next to at lunch or if their school cheeseburger was yummy. But sometimes I don’t hear the first answer because...
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This Grandpa Rocking Out At A Lizzo Concert Is A MOOD

This Grandpa Rocking Out At A Lizzo Concert Is A MOOD


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"Just find out yesterday that we’re having a baby boy. I always thought I’d be a mom of all girls. I’m so scared and nervous, I have no clue what to do with a baby boy! LOL"

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