Let me be perfectly frank: I am not being modest. I wish I were. I wish I were underselling all the shit I do — but truthfully, I am a mediocre parent and adhere to the benign neglect philosophy of parenting styles. When I say I rarely see my children and spend most of my time sitting in my bed tap-tap-tapping away on my laptop and consuming everything I can on K-pop band BTS, I am not exaggerating.
