Hi there -- I want to talk to you about my friend, Devin Nunes.
Relax, I'm just kidding. Devin Nunes is a lot of things, but I wouldn't say he's my friend. But while we're on the subject, here's a few things I would say about him:
He's Trump's lapdog.
He's Vladimir Putin's puppet.
He's a fake farmer.
He's spineless.
He's shameless.
He sued a fake cow for some reason????
I could go on, but I know you don't have all day.
Devin Nunes turned his back on us a long time ago, he only cares about serving his legion of millionaire donors and defending Donald Trump.
Now I need your help to defeat him, friends. Election Day is just FOUR days away and we need to raise $25,000 TODAY to stay competitive and send Devin Nunes packing.
Can you rush a $5 donation to my campaign before our deadline?
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Each dollar we raise gets us closer to our goal, folks, so we appreciate every little bit you can give.
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Thank you for all that you do,
Phil Arballo