Ugh – if only you could go back to the days when the biggest thing to fight about with your sister was getting a stain on her favorite shirt (that you wore without asking). Those petty sibling squabbles would be a refreshing change from the kind that can actually hurt your feelings and cause lingering bitterness. But here’s the good news: What you decide to name your baby is none of her fucking business.
Don’t discount moms as being non-sexual robots just yet, folks. There’s still a sex kitten in there—sometimes she’s just tired AF from doing alllll the things for alllll the people who don’t appreciate or even notice most of it. But here’s the secret: if she can get a little sleep and a little me-time, Sexy Mama is more likely to appear.
