I thought marriage was easy, an extension of living together with a lot of legalese making it official. I thought marriage was filing taxes together and arguing over whose turn it was to take out the garbage. I didn’t know.
Confessional #25799916 "It's so inconvenient to have to accommodate for everyone's dietary needs for the holidays. I know I sound like an asshole, but it's a ton of work to make food for low sodium, low fat, vegan, and no sugar."