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Subject Please Don't Buy My Kids Any More Toys
Date September 9, 2019 9:47 PM
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Hey Mama!
The start of the new school year reminds us that class birthday party season (pretty much from now until June) is starting too. If you're wringing your hands over all the new crap your kids will collect this year, it may be time to put a Marie Kondo-esque kibash on that practice ([link removed]) .
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** We Do Not Want Any More Toys, But We Will Gladly Accept These Gifts
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All of us who have children have too many toys scattered throughout the house. No matter how diligent we are at keeping them at bay, it seems to be a constant fight. It’s especially hard when special days come and we want to give gifts to...
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** Let’s Step Back During Playdates
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When I was a kid, playdates were simple affairs — if they could even be considered affairs at all. They consisted of going to a friend’s house and being like, “Hey, wanna play?” and they’d be all, “Sure!” and then you’d run around outside or build a fort in their basement or play Nintendo until dinnertime. You’d only see the mom when...
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** As A Single Mom, My School Mom Squad Is Essential
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** Hallmark Just Released Its Entire 2019 Christmas Movie Lineup
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** Super Hero Mom Saves Dog From River Ditch
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