Now that you have kids of your own and they’ve reached a certain age, the likelihood that you could walk in on your child self-touching increases exponentially. You need some talking points, right? To help navigate this conversation, Scary Mommy reached out to several experts and sex educators about what to do if you walk in on your child (boy, girl, or non-binary) masturbating — and how to foster important dialogue about self-touching.
First of all, no, you are not a terrible sister or an awful person. You are human. A human with complicated feelings and emotions. What you are feeling is completely normal too.
While you might be committed to a healthy and thriving relationship, if you’re not feeling the same effort from your partner, then chances are you’re in a one-sided relationship.
Maybe it’s because we fantasize about some lumberjack carrying into the woods, away from the shit storm of virtual school and toddler pee that is our lives. Maybe we have a weird and creepy dad complex. Maybe we’re in our 40s and just want a partner who has a thicker beard than we do. Whatever it is, we love beards.
Confession #1741834 I have an unhealthy obsession with bearded men. Put a healthy beard on almost any man and I'd bang him.
#25780557 "I hate it when my husband shaves his beard off. He gets annoyed with me bc he thinks I don’t like his face. Nah, all men look better with beards, babe. Every single one of you."
#10171383 "I have a crush on a co-worker who has a beard. Never made out a hairy guy and can’t help wondering what it would be like. DH has less body hair than I do..."
