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DOWNLOAD NOW on IXNAYPAC.ORG Here's a little ditty we wrote specifically to end the Trump presidency. What started as a rap during his Senate impeachment trial has morphed into a proper parody song, ready-made to go viral. With your help and ours, his days in the White House are surely numbered. Its called IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song) and it's performed by Har Mar Superstar, Eli Janney, and Seth Jabour with lyrics by Trace Crutchfield. You can hear the song over on Bandcamp (where the first 200 people can download for free) or on Facebook (where you can share with people you barely remember knowing). You can also head straight to IXNAYPAC.org to get a high-quality download of the song for just $1, with all proceeds going to support our efforts to get out the vote this November. Lyrics: I was tired of his WINNING We'd been losing too long MAGA bullshit from beginning Was time for Trump to be gone. With everyday our country reeling A thought crept into my head Instead of burning down DC I wrote these lyrics instead. If you like Subpoeña Coladas, And getting caught in Ukraine; If you're pushing General Barr To wreck what's left of DOJ If you like tweeting out at midnight, And ignoring your fate; Joe's the answer you've looked for, Just endorse him and IXNAY. Now Rupert Holmes is a hero I'd hate to ruin his song But this Cheeto tinted nightmare Deserves the Chuck Barris' gong. So I wrestled with my conscience And checked in with my God(s) They agreed, it was unanimous. Fuck this grifter —but hard. (So) If you like Subpoeña Coladas, And getting caught in Ukraine; If you're pushing General Barr To wreck what's left of DOJ If you like tweeting out at midnight, And ignoring your fate; Joe's the answer you've looked for, Just endorse him and IXNAY. Yes I like Subpoeña Coladas, But want you out of my brain, Just retreat to Mar-a-Largo With Melania and cocaine. You can cheat on your golf course And enjoy your well done steak Joe Biden is your replacement Cuz you're FIRED and IXNAY'D! Words: Trace Crutchfield Music & inspiration: Rupert Holmes |