John,

Wisconsin legends Blatz and Schlitz, now we add Tom Palzewicz.

How’s that for a slogan?

It is a tale as old as time. What rhymes with Palzewicz? We googled it, and nothing fits… nothing rhymes with Palzewicz. Seriously folks, Tom’s last name is quite the conundrum.

If we had a nickel for every time someone botched the pronunciation of Palzewicz, this campaign would be one of the best-funded operations in the country. Unfortunately, we do not collect royalties on every ‘Palzewicz’ mispronunciation. This is where you come in.

Can you kick-in $5, $25, or another amount so we can grow Team Tom and make sure we spread the Palzewicz name across the district?

Every cent goes so far in getting positive messages and policy solutions across the district. Tom cares about progress, not partisanship. We can show that integrity, honesty, and decency are what counts most for this election.

And hey, if you figure out what rhymes with Palzewicz, let us know. This is no small order, so your help is appreciated.

Stay safe, be well, and enjoy the weekend.

Cheers,

Team Tom