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IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song)

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Here's a little ditty we wrote specifically to end the Trump presidency. What started as a rap during his Senate impeachment trial has morphed into a proper parody song, ready-made to go viral. With your help and ours, his days in the White House are surely numbered.

Its called IXNAY (The Subpoeña Colada Song) and it's performed by Har Mar Superstar, Eli Janney, and Seth Jabour with lyrics by Trace Crutchfield.

You can hear the song over on Bandcamp (where the first 200 people can download for free) or on Facebook (where you can share with people you barely remember knowing). You can also head straight to IXNAYPAC.org to get a high-quality download of the song for just $1, with all proceeds going to support our efforts to get out the vote this November.

Lyrics:

I was tired of his WINNING
We'd been losing too long
MAGA bullshit from beginning
Was time for Trump to be gone.

With everyday our country reeling
A thought crept into my head
Instead of burning down DC
I wrote these lyrics instead.

If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ

If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.

Now Rupert Holmes is a hero
I'd hate to ruin his song
But this Cheeto tinted nightmare
Deserves the Chuck Barris' gong.

So I wrestled with my conscience
And checked in with my God(s)
They agreed, it was unanimous.
Fuck this grifter —but hard.

(So) If you like Subpoeña Coladas,
And getting caught in Ukraine;
If you're pushing General Barr
To wreck what's left of DOJ

If you like tweeting out at midnight,
And ignoring your fate;
Joe's the answer you've looked for,
Just endorse him and IXNAY.

Yes I like Subpoeña Coladas,
But want you out of my brain,
Just retreat to Mar-a-Largo
With Melania and cocaine.

You can cheat on your golf course
And enjoy your well done steak
Joe Biden is your replacement
Cuz you're FIRED and IXNAY'D!

Words: Trace Crutchfield
Music & inspiration: Rupert Holmes

Bill Ayers on Trump’s fascist tendencies, voter suppression and the “Seven Not-So-Dirty Words”

IXNAY Podcast Episode 12

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We discuss freedom, social justice, and other terms that make up IXNAY's Seven Not-So-Dirty Words with the man who puts the "active" in activism: Bill Ayers. Bill is a fascinating guy to talk to and quite inspirational. So if you’re feeling a bit like you’ve let the bastards grind you down, you’ll want to give this episode a listen. A lift of spirit is guaranteed.

Also in this episode, IXNAY co-conspirator Tim Kinsella talks to us about how taking action this election season is the greatest anti-anxiety remedy available.

We are the dynamite.

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Don’t get wrapped up in the president talking about ballots not counting. Votes do count so make sure you turn yours in on time, and consider helping us nudge your fellow voters in the crucial swing states that hold our fate: Pennsylvania, Florida, Wisconsin, Arizona, and yes… Texas!

We’ve kicked off our phone banking operation, calling voters to ask them, “Could America be in better hands?” Plus we’ve got a small army of folks hand-writing postcards to potentially reasonable people, encouraging them to chose trust, truth, compassion & commitment over, well… what you see currently. You can help us purchase postcards, stamps, and more phone numbers of undecided voters by joining IXNAY for as little as $10. We'll send you a spiffy IXNAY membership card good for impressing fellow travelers and caging discounts anywhere independent thinkers can be coerced. If you’d like to volunteer your time to make calls or write postcards, drop us a line at [email protected]

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