Patriot,

We thought we were out.

But we just checked in the back and found a small batch of America 250 Golf Balls we didn't know we had.

Once these are gone, we will not be restocking. No more searching the back room. No more "just a few more." This is truly the end of the line.

This is your last shot, and supplies are strictly limited.

Because you're one of our most loyal patriots, we wanted to make sure you saw this before they're gone for good.

Don't miss your last shot. Grab your America 250 Golf Balls before they're wiped out forever.

Let's make America's 250th one the Left will NEVER forget.

Thank you,

GOP HQ