The other day, as I was cleaning poo smears off the floor while my son screamed about having to wash his stinky hands, while the oven timer went off and the cat was screeching to open the gate to allow her downstairs, I had a revelation – one that I had been waiting on for nearly three years: It’s okay not to love every second of your life.
We’ve all had crushes, and they’re perfectly normal. They remind us we are alive and can still feel things, even after a long day of kids beating us down with their snack demands and shitting through their swim diapers.
Confession #25784350 I have such a crush on daughters 5th grade teacher. He's so nerdy & I imagine him either really good in bed or not great but I teach him a few things!
#25789951 "Married hetero woman here. Never thought it would happen to me but it's official: I have a crush on another women at my job. I'm not gonna pursue anything but, damn, the things I'd do with her."
#25789766 "So glad my kids love the MCU movies, because I have some very vivid fantasies of being the meat in a Chris Evans/Robert Downey Jr. sandwich."
