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The burger has become a luxury item / Singles want commitment more than ever — they just can't figure out how to get there / The dictionary just added looksmaxxing and cuffing season

Here under protest is beef burgers

Keith Conrad
Sep 17
 
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Soaring beef prices have put burgers out of reach for some Americans

I’ll bet you never thought ordering a Big Mac was going to become a social flex, but here we are…

Singles in America survey reveals how relationships, marriage, money and family are changing

One of the key findings is that there is renewed interest in committed relationships and marriage. That seems to run contrary to everything we hear about with the single folks these days

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  • Merriam-Webster’s latest ‘glow-up’ adds 1,400 new words and definitions to its dictionary - Additions include ‘parasocial,’ ‘compute,’ ‘vibe coding,’ and ‘superfood,’ they also added ‘cuffing season’ which is apparently a time when single people seek short-term romantic partners

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  • Yellowstone Workers Pull Record Amount of Junk From Hot Springs - Among other things, they found a FIFA 2026 Men's World Cup hat, five AirPods, a Roblox bucket hat, 54 camera lens caps and 36 sunglasses

  • Scientists Fuse Human Neurons Into Brains of Mice - Great. Now we’re creating mannimals and invertabroads. I see this ending well

  • Woman Strips Naked On American Airlines Flight, Engages In Indecent Acts; Arrested After Landing - It’s like some people saw my comment about the dearth of people behaving badly on airplanes and said “Hold my tiny liquor bottle”

  • Nearly 600 books were banned from Florida schools last year - At this point it would be much easier to create a list of the books you’re actually allowed to read in Florida schools

  • Snake found browsing bread aisle at grocery store - That’s just Jock’s pet snake Reggie

  • Part of Lake Erie Is Now the 'Gulf of Cleveland' - It’s easily identifiable, because it’s the part that’s always on fire

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