View this email in your browser
Read Watch Shop

Hey Mama!

Some of us are the moms of teens who mysteriously disappear into the ether rather than respond to the simplest of texts with a "yes" or "no" answer. Bottom line - some of us NEED this in our lives.
Dad's App Stops Your Kid's Phone

Dad’s App Stops Your Kid’s Phone From Working Until They Answer Your Text


One of the reasons parents give their kids cell phones is so they can check in on them. Unfortunately, teens aren’t always as conscientious and responsive as parents would like them to be...
READ MORE
Having a Newborn And Toddlers Means Chaos

Having A Newborn And Toddlers At The Same Time Means Absolute Chaos


I had my 6-week-old son in his front pack as my back screamed at me while I tried to get dinner together. It had been weeks since I’d made a home-cooked meal. All of the casseroles brought over by family, friends, and neighbors (which were lovely) were gone, we’d ordered out enough, and I thought...
READ MORE
Event Space Turns Down Would-Be Customers: ‘We Don’t Do Gay Weddings Or Mixed Race’

Event Space Turns Down Would-Be Customers: ‘We Don’t Do Gay Weddings Or Mixed Race’
Rob Lowe’s Sons Relentlessly Troll His Instagram Feed

Rob Lowe’s Sons Relentlessly Troll His Instagram Feed


Madge the Vag: What Kind of Sex Drive is Normal?
Sex and Motherhood Survey
Scary Mommy Instagram

Scary Mommy Meme

Love it? Need it? Want it? Grab it at The Scary Mommy Shop!
From The Mouths of Moms
Confessional #25749902

"Oldest is in 7th grade. They're already pushing us to get volunteer hours for college applications. I can't believe we've got to worry about this already."

Read more confessions on our Confessional and share your own.
Momsplained
Facebook
Instagram
Snapchat
Twitter
Copyright © 2019 Some Spider, All rights reserved.
You're receiving this because you signed up for the Scary Mommy newsletter at ScaryMommy.com, The Scary Mommy Shop or a special promotion.

Our mailing address is:
Some Spider Studios
20 W 22nd St Floor 3
New York, NY 10010-5858

Need to Marie Kondo your inbox? We get it. You can manage your email preferences or unsubscribe here and keep sparking joy.