Email from Dan Schwartz for Congress What would Dan do without me? That’s right – I have returned, along with Ellie, my loyal Assistant to the Chief of Cats. It’s a prestigious title, but let’s be clear: she still reports to me. (Shoutout to Jane A., who emailed the campaign and correctly pointed out that things have been severely lacking in feline leadership lately.) I’m back, and you know what else is back? Dan’s end-of-month fundraising deadline. Muahahaha! Humans are so funny. At the end of every month, they start saying things like, “How is it already the end of the month?” and “How is it nearly August?” Then they stare at spreadsheets, ask everyone for money, and throw around words like “goals.” Personally, I always know what month it is. Every month is Naptember. Anyway, everyone knows I could run this campaign better between naps, so they’ve once again turned to yours truly for help. Dan needs money to travel the district, organize events, print campaign materials, and reach voters. I need Dan to win so he will stop pacing around the house talking about fundraising numbers while I am trying to sleep. What more convincing argument could you possibly need? Please donate $5, or whatever you can afford, before the end-of-month deadline. If you've stored your info with ActBlue Express, we'll process your contribution instantly: DONATE $5 → DONATE $50 → DONATE $25 → DONATE $100 → Or, donate another amount →  Dan would appreciate it. I would appreciate the peace and quiet. Thank you for supporting Dan and, more importantly, recognizing who the real star of this campaign is. Toodles Senior Feline Strategist Dan Schwartz for Congress   People in Maryland’s First District work hard, look out for their neighbors, and deserve a congressman who gives a damn about them. Consumer watchdog Dan Schwartz is running to take on Congressman Andy Harris, the radical Freedom Caucus chairman who has spent years selling out working families to billionaires and big corporations. Dan’s running because Maryland deserves someone with common sense, a strong backbone, and zero interest in kissing the ring of anyone with a private jet. Donate to help our grassroots campaign beat corporate and AIPAC money so we can flip this district. DONATE NOW → Paid for by Dan Schwartz for Congress Dan Schwartz for Congress | P.O. Box 44 | Royal Oak, MD 21662 US Unsubscribe | Update Profile | Constant Contact Data Notice