NO MONEY, MO’ PROBLEMSCan Democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? Internal feuds, millions in debt, and a flying cellphone threaten to keep the party from capitalizing on Donald Trump’s errors.
Martin isn’t handling the mess well — which brings us to the flying phone.
“It’s not going to be good unless things change, whether it’s Ken or the staff dynamics,” the former official added. WHAT ELSE? 👀Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is extending his hospital stay, which has already lasted six weeks. “I’m still working hard to get back to my full schedule of work in the Senate and in Kentucky, keeping up with intense physical therapy per my doctors’ orders,” said McConnell, who was hospitalized after a fall in his home, which left him unconscious. The 84-year-old’s office also released a new photo of him, wearing a buttoned-up shirt in a hospital bed, next to his wife. ICE could start trying to deport hundreds of thousands of Haitians in the U.S. this week, CBS News reports. The planned operations come after the Supreme Court sided with the Trump administration in its bid to end Temporary Protected Status for the migrants. Mass deportations to Haiti would likely strain the country’s humanitarian system, as violent gangs overrun the country. The U.S. and Iran haven’t attacked each other in three days, as Donald Trump considers escalating the war. “We are in very deep talks with Iran. If they don’t work out, we will go back to very strong military action,” Trump told Axios. Iran, meanwhile, is still insisting that it’s in control of the Strait of Hormuz. The Trump administration’s deadly boat strikes in Latin America, which have killed over 200 people, haven’t slowed the flow of cocaine into the United States, according to a federal assessment reviewed by the Washington Post. So more death and destruction isn’t going to solve the drug problem? It’s almost as if we haven’t learned anything from the last 55 years of the disastrous war on drugs, huh. Senate Majority Leader John Thune is in for a tough week. Days after the House left for summer recess, Trump said that Thune isn’t allowed to send senators home until he passes the SAVE Act — his bill to overhaul federal elections — or terminates the filibuster. (Neither has any shot at happening anytime soon.) Trump wrote in a social media post: “Remember, stupidity always brings LOSING & DEATH!” After that post, Thune told reporters that he isn’t cool with canceling vacation: “What’s your picture of victory at the end on this?” he said. “Because if the end game is we actually get an outcome or a result, we could stay here till Christmas.” The woman who called child protective services on former Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg last month, in a move that prompted officials to temporarily take away his kids, appeared “mentally unstable,” according to police records. Officials acted on an unsubstantiated tip, which one child advocacy law expert described as “reckless.” LIGHT AT THE END… ☀️A coalition of former NASA astronauts launched a nonpartisan advocacy group to promote free and fair elections, and remind politicians to protect the Constitution’s principles. “We’re fighting for our country, for our democracy, and for decision making, and restoring the faith in our institutions,” astronaut Cady Coleman told the Guardian. Cubans have figured out creative ways to work around Donald Trump’s blockade of oil to the island, months after he first predicted that the country would soon collapse. As the New York Times writes: “They are swapping their gas-guzzling 1950s American cars for electric motorcycles and rickshaws from China; importing hefty lithium batteries to keep televisions and fans running through blackouts; jury-rigging generators to run on more accessible natural gas; and installing solar panels on rooftops and even vehicles.” Electric vehicles and solar panels? Did Trump by mistake start a green energy revolution in Cuba? You’ve probably heard the “Gen Alpha melody,” even if you have no idea what that means. A researcher in Denmark noticed that dozens of popular songs over the past decade have used a similar four-note melody. A YouTube video he made, mashing up many of those songs, has racked up millions of views. “These kids have heard bad romance since the womb and have been chasing that high ever since,” one commenter wrote. UNESCO named two Brazilian theaters in the Amazon to its World Heritage List. The theaters, which were built in the late 1800s, represent “symbols of political and urban ambition,” the organization said in a statement. Anyone else remember “Fitzcarraldo,” Werner Herzog’s 1982 classic about the would-be rubber baron who dreams of building an opera house in the jungle? A whaling museum in New Bedford, Massachusetts is going viral after embracing a one-star review on Google, which described the museum and the “worst aquarium ever.” The museum, which is only home to deceased sea animals, has sold hundreds of t-shirts with the review written on the front. I mean, technically speaking, a whale museum is the worst aquarium ever! You’re currently a free subscriber to Crooked Media. For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. |