We're so glad we finally caught you, John.

We've been trying to reach you ALL DAY.

PRESIDENT TRUMP’S DOGE CHECK IS READY -  BUT YOUR NAME IS STILL NOT APPROVED.

We checked your status and couldn’t believe what we saw…

YOU NEVER SUBMITTED YOUR FINAL APPROVAL.

Patriot, this is the LAST STEP.

We cannot release your DOGE Check until you personally sign off and your deadline is TONIGHT at 10 PM ET.

If you miss it, we’ll be forced to mark you as NON-RESPONSIVE… and the fake news will claim Americans don’t even want these checks.