John, Sorry for interrupting you, but I’d like to forward you a recent resume that landed in our inbox.

They’re interested in continuing in their position as your Senator, but nothing will be decided unless you give your go-ahead.

Please take a look >

---------- Forwarded message ---------
From: Nick. M
Date: 6/30/2026
Subject: Resume for Consideration
Cc: Mike Collins
 

Jon Ossoff

Applying for the position of U.S. Senator

*** WORK EXPERIENCE ***
 

Junior Senator from Georgia
Washington D.C. 2021- Present

• Voted with Chuck Schumer and Joe Biden 96% of the time.
• Was the decisive vote on Biden’s inflation nightmare and responsible for the worst inflation in 40 years.
• Sent American tax dollars to prisoners and illegal immigrants.
• Voted three times to let men compete in women’s sports.
• Refused to back efforts to deport criminally dangerous illegals
• Betrayed the country on a daily basis with a smile on my face.

Trump Impeachment Spokesman
Georgia 2019-2021

• Mobilized thousands of leftists to demand the impeachment of President Trump
• Used liberal buzzwords and the promise of impeachment to gain political capital.

Candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives
Georgia 2016-2017

• Broke campaign fundraising records thanks to my leftist handlers and establishment backers.
• Made promises to the people of Georgia that I had no intention of keeping.
• Sold my soul to the Democrat Party.

*** SKILLS ***
 

• Following orders and voting with Chuck Schumer
• Making empty promises
• Gaslighting my constituents.
• Raising money and schmoozing the coastal elites.
• Deflecting questions and responsibilities.
• Betraying America

*** EDUCATION ***
 

• The Joe Biden School of Economics
  • 2021-2024
• Major in Blaming Republicans

*** REFERENCES ***
 

• Chuck Schumer
• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
• Nancy Pelosi
• Joe Biden
• Stacey Abrams

APPROVE APPLICATION

REJECT APPLICATION

 

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