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Way to not murder people, America / Science says gossip is good for your gene pool / You can now rent a dog by the hour

It's a small flex, but we'll take the win where we can get it

Keith Conrad
Jul 2
 
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U.S. murder rate approaches a record low

That seems like good news. Way to not murder people, guys

People who spread rumours have a reproductive advantage, study finds

Apparently gossipers find it easier to find and keep partners, apparently, which thereby provides more opportunities to procreate. So start spilling the tea

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