I Want To Have An Affair, But It’s Not What You Think

It’s time for a change. I want the spark. I want to feel like a teenager in love. I want a crush, and I want to be in a state of limerence. I want butterflies and I want goose bumps. I want excitement and mystery. I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. Here goes: I want to have an affair… with my husband.

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245 Teachers And 199 Students In Mississippi Test Positive For COVID

Over 2,000 students and nearly 600 teachers are now quarantined due to exposure.

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I Try So Hard Not To Be The Parents I Had

I have broken many toxic cycles. However, it hasn’t been without backlash and pain.

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I’m Sick Of All The ‘White-Collar Opinions’ On Schools Reopening

In a country that already has a childcare problem, school closures will increase the need for financial support for families.

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What Happened When A Homeless Shelter Moved Into My Upper Class Neighborhood

I would like to think that it is hard to enjoy one’s luxuries when others nearby have so little.

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