JOIN US ON THE 29TH AT OUR APRIL GENERAL ASSEMBLY MEETING, !

Welp, the council has had some drama recently, what with the pinkos acting up about ICE. What a perfect opportunity for us to introduce to you one of our favorite Houston councilwomen, the irrepressible Twila Carter! If you want the scoop on what in the hell just went on, then we’re your event. We’ll have a bit of a happy hour at 6:30 (the venue has fifteen percent off cocktails/draft beer allllll dayyyyyy) and gavel in the meeting approx 7:15. After speaker and Q/A we will resume happy hour until ?????

You freeloaders are getting some complimentary Raisin Canes. Because I like a few of you.

ABOUT THE VENUE: Slightly bougie, but dog friendly. Patterson Park Patio Bar, 2205 Patterson Street, Houston, Tx, 77007. They really have been great compared to our previous venue who ditched us when leftists threatened them.

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