From News Sidequest from Keith Conrad <[email protected]>
Subject Grown-ups are pregaming again / Put down the phone for a month / Seeds can hear the rain
Date April 24, 2026 5:02 AM
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Drinks Are So Expensive That Grown-Ups Are Pregaming Like They Did in College [ [link removed] ]
Just what the world needs at this very moment, people getting sloshed right before they go out in public
One month phone-free: Young Americans try digital detox [ [link removed] ]
If you have to take an entire month off, it might be time to re-think your relationship with social media in general. At the end of the day though, all I ask is that you don’t be the person who posts “I’m taking a break from social media.” No one cares
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