From The Confessional: You’re Telling Us All About Your Crush

We’ve all had crushes, and they’re perfectly normal. They remind us we are alive and can still feel things, even after a long day of kids beating us down with their snack demands and shitting through their swim diapers. Getting lost in a fantasy about Thor and his massive “hammer” isn’t the worst way to escape your life and forget about this pandemic and disaster that is our world right now.

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Confession #25788744
Going to visit H's best friend next week. He was a groomsman at our wedding. I have a huge crush on him....

#25789366
"I have a huge crush on a woman I met online. I’ve been with my husband for 28 years, but I can’t stop thinking about her."

#25784588
"Been having the best naughty thoughts about our tan,bearded,hot IT guy at work. Then the naughty thoughts evolve into wondering what he’s like as a boyfriend and idk if that makes it better or worse in my head lol"

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PEOPLE ARE 'SO OBSESSED' WITH SOME RANDOM SH*T

Confession #25765103
I'm obsessed with looking at wedding dresses and engagement rings. I've been married for 19 years.

#24858655
"I'm currently obsessed with crime podcasts but it's making me sooooooo freaking paranoid. It's to the point that I'm thinking of buying some security cams and making a "In case I go missing" kit. Be rude, stand up for yourself, lock ur doors, stay safe!"

#25759079
"I’ve become obsessed with YouTube videos of Midwest women cleaning and decorating their McMansions. It motivates me to clean my house, but I don’t like these Stepford women with their fake nails, lashes, and hair. So why do I want to watch?"

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PEOPLE IN MY LIFE ARE ANTI-MASKERS

Confession #25787066
I'm in Florida. I want to harass all the non-masked folks I see.

#25781389
"I swear to God, if my grandchild gets covid because they keep letting friends and relatives come over without masks, I'll fucking kill them!"

#25784835
"Lady screamed at me for wearing a mask at the store. Am I bothering you by trying to keep my distance and wear my mask? No. Then shut up Karen. I'd break social distance to fight a bitch like that."

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