Hey there friends and farmers! I'm reaching out with an update about Devin Nunes' fruitless attempts to unmask me, an internet Cow he made quite Twitter famous!
Check out the latest news:
The Washington Post: Devin Nunes cannot sue Twitter over fake cow parody account, judge rules
Nunes has made himself a laughing stock -- he's so thin-skinned that he can't handle a parody Twitter account criticizing him online. And now his case against Twitter has been thrown out!!
He just lost in court, but we also have to make sure he loses at the ballot box! That's why I'm asking you to support his Dem-moo-cratic opponent Phil Arballo with a MATCHED donation -- he's up against his End-of-Month Fundraising Deadline on Friday and could use some grass-roots support:
The Cow supports Phil Arballo for Congress! Chip in to herd Devin Nunes out of Congress
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Together, we can butcher Devin Nunes' chances of re-election!
Thank you,
The Cow
@DevinCow