Folks,

I've seen roadkill with more life than our numbers right now.

We're staring down our end-of-month deadline, and what we've raised so far wouldn't buy you a decent biscuit in Baton Rouge.

Meanwhile, the Looney Left is flush with cash from the same crowd that thinks men can have babies.

I don't have Hollywood Elites or Wall Street Sugar Daddies to fill my fundraising piggy bank. I've got you, and frankly, I'd take a common-sense patriot like you over a room full of coastal crybabies any day.

Can I count on you to pitch in a few bucks or anything you can lend before midnight?

Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!

Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting chance.