Why not, "My friend,"?
 

You see, I developed these mighty little “Pocket Tents.”
 

As a family Safety promotion, I’d like to ship you one FREE TODAY.
 

I have ONLY 500 set aside for this spur of the moment promo.
 

They come with a bag, 4 stakes, paracord, and weigh less than 3 pounds.
 

They are 100% free, along with a bonus you’ll see here
 

Just pick your color, tell us where to send it, and flip a few bucks for the postage and delivery.
 

Move fast though, they WILL NOT LAST.
 

Stay ready.

LOOK: It’s not every day I do a deal like this.
 

The truth is, I WANT YOU READY.
 

THESE DO THAT QUICKLY.
 

Again, move fast on this one, will be GONE IN A BLINK.

~ Concerned Patriot