I took time away from my milk bones & favorite tennis ball for
this…
I took time away from my milk bones & favorite tennis ball for this…
[Alan Wilson | Republican for Governor] [1]
What an honor it is to fetch your attention, Patriot.
This is LUCY THE GERMAN SHEPHERD, coming to you _LIVE_ from the Wilson
family living room.
Even with all the cool tricks my dad, AG Alan Wilson, has taught me
over the years, I’m sure nobody would have guessed that _I could
write an email with my paws._
But this is no time to be talking about PAWS.
I overheard Dad’s team tell him that he’s still $4,253 SHORT of
his January fundraising goal with only a few days left until the
end-of-month deadline. [2]
MAKE MY TAIL WAG – PLEASE DONATE $10! [1]
The first RED FLAG was when Dad _stopped giving me belly scratches_ to
take a call from his team.
And after panting outside his office door for 3 whole minutes with no
response,_ I knew something serious was going on._
Now, it’s been almost 10 MINUTES since I received a belly scratch.
I’ll be honest here – _I’M PANICKING_ _& READY FOR THIS TO BE
OVER._ [4]
_DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DONATE $10 TO HELP MY DAD, AG ALAN WILSON, HIT
HIS DECEMBER FUNDRAISING GOAL SO HE CAN GIVE ME HIS FULL, UNDIVIDED
ATTENTION FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR?_ [5]
MAKE MY TAIL WAG – PLEASE DONATE $10! [5]
Thanks for being there for me in my time of need.
Lucy Wilson
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Wilson Family Guardian
Tennis Ball Enthusiast
Mailman Skeptic
A “Very Good Girl” (per Dad)
MAKE MY TAIL WAG! [1]
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[Alan Wilson | Republican for Governor] [1]
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Wilson for Governor
701 Gervais Street, Suite 150
PO Box 156
Columbia, SC 29201
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