From The Confessional: Our True Feelings About ‘Maskholes’

We all have that stubborn uncle who, despite 130k U.S. deaths, no NBA season, no MLB season, no college sports, school closures in every state, and the disastrous effect COVID-19 has had on pretty much every industry worldwide, still won’t admit that this is real. “Masks are for sheep!” he says. No, Uncle Carl, masks are for those who care, who believe in science, and who want to live and help others live.

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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE
TAKE OFF THEIR MASK TO SNEEZE

Confession #25787066
I'm in Florida. I want to harass all the non-masked folks I see.

#25782785
"Genuinely worried with so many people not social distancing or wearing masks. Parents letting their kids hang w/friends. Don’t feel comfortable being my colleagues because they are these people."

#25787392
"I couldn’t sleep last night because of anxiety. Couldn’t stop thinking about the virus and all the arguing and the masks and how many ignorant people are out there and I can’t get away from them where I live. I’m so tired. So so tired."

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THE ROMANCE IN MY MARRIAGE IS DEAD

Confession #24621202
I really miss the excitement & passion of a new romance. I love my H. But it’s been such a long time. A first kiss. That would be awesome.

#25753895
"I don’t want to give up our comfortable life. I wish I could tell him I’ll stay if we have an open marriage. I want passion, sex, romance, love, orgasms…all the things he doesn’t give me. But I know he won’t go for it. So I guess divorce it is."

#25749048
"Dude was a giant letdown this weekend. Over, and over, and over again. I need a man to romance me, in a bad way. Husband puts in zero effort on anything for my sake, to make me feel nice, to take care of me. Fully unattracted to the big child."

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I'VE HAD IT WITH THE MLM SCHEMES

Confession #21489872
Unfollowed my MLM bossbabe neighbor on FB. Now's she's texting me. I don't want your ugly overpriced shit! Leave me alone!

#24254740
"It's sad that I have to say I'm happy when someone invites me to a MLM party. That way I can decline. It's nicer than being invited to a "girls night" only to find out it's a MLM party once I'm there. That behavior really is a friendship ending move."

#20992607
"If you invite me to something and are up front that it'll be a sales pitch for your MLM stuff, you annoy me. If you're deceptive about it and say we ought to do lunch and "catch up", you are dead to me. I'll walk out on you and we'll never speak again."

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