WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has revealed his plan to seize Australia, cash in its two-troop continent bonus each turn, wait for the other armies to deplete each other, and then launch an invasion of Asia. Trump stated that with only one point of entry in and out of Australia, the continent was set up […]

President Donald Trump argued Wednesday morning that Greenland is “vital” to his plans to build a “Golden Dome” of defense to protect the United States, as he ramps up his push for the U.S. to acquire the territory. He also said NATO would benefit if the United States controlled Greenland — framing it as a […]

Alfonso came out of the Army hoping to work in the medical field to help people as he had in combat. He began as a medical biller and coder and went to work for Planned Parenthood. He first felt like he was doing a service for women. Alfonso’s father left when he was a child and he […]

It’s “Election DAY.” Not Election MONTH. The Supreme Court handed Illinois Republican Rep. Michael Bost a big win Wednesday in a 7-2 ruling, allowing him to sue over the state’s loose mail-in voting deadlines. Bost targeted Illinois’ policy that counts ballots postmarked by Election Day but arriving up to 14 days later — arguing it […]

TYLER, TX — Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator. Upon his ascension into the cab and first feel of the controls, Jennings suddenly felt as if the missing puzzle piece in his life had suddenly clicked into place. “All […]