This year, I will . . .

• Put a blackspot on the knuckle of my fighting hand and join the Third Force
• Download the Endgames app
• Read Manifesto for World Revolution
• Subscribe to Adbusters
• Become a founding member of the Pirate Care Party
• Spank Donnie till he's black & blue
• Donate to those swaggering scallywags at Adbusters

In it with you, muchachos.

- AB