I love this older, anonymous piece about audio erotica. Desire is having a moment — here’s looking at you, “Heated Rivalry” — and, at least to me, it’s because so many straight women want the hot, spicy romance of it all. So let this mom tell you how audio erotica changed her sex life. Maybe you’ll be inspired to give it a whirl?!

Scary Mommy is headed to the Garden State, hosting a piercing party at the Mall at Short Hills in New Jersey on Thursday, Jan. 29. Yours truly will be there, and we’ll have snacks and drinks — as well as great company! Click the link below to nab your piercing spot.