(Quick links: Go to action | Discuss | Poll | Other actions) To the people of Greenland from the people of America: "Sorry We Have Such a Terrible President" The people of America have zero desire to go to war with you, or take you over, and we have no idea why our terrible president (who is also a moron) is once again pushing for it. We can only imagine how stressful his threats must be, particularly in light of his actions elsewhere, and we are sorry you have to deal with this. But the people of America do not want a war, and we will do our best to keep our terrible president from launching one. And we will try much harder in the future to avoid electing people like him again. Sincerely, the people of America | 
